WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF INDIANS!!!!

Indian boy on his first day at school in USA.......... awesome
Here is a true story about a Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named ChandrashekharSubramanyam ¡V CS, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand-up:'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, forthe People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about itshistory than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians,''Who said that?' she demanded.Chandrashekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'Again, Chandrashekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*ck this!'Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts tothe teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If yousay anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Gary Conditto Chandra Levy, 2001.' The teacher fainted. . And as the class gathered around the teacher onthe floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f**ked!' And Chandrashekhar said quietly, 'George Bush, Iraq, 2005.'

the history of Modern India

The milestones of independent India
By Joydeep Gupta

Here is a snapshot of the major events in India during the last 60 years.

1947: India becomes independent, with Jawaharlal Nehru as prime minister.In the largest forced migration in history, around 15 million people are displaced and an estimated 500,000 killed in Hindu-Muslim violence sparked by partition. The first war between India and Pakistan breaks out in Kashmir. It ends in 1948, with Kashmir divided along the line of control after an UN-brokered ceasefire.

1948: Mahatma Gandhi is assassinated. Chakravarti Rajagopalachari succeeds Louis Mountbatten as Governor General.Hyderabad joins Indian Union after military operation.

1949: Ceasefire in Kashmir becomes official with the signing of the Karachi Agreement between India and Pakistan on July 18.

1950: India constitution comes into effect. India becomes a republic on Jan 26.Rajendra Prasad becomes the first president of India.Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel passes away.

1951:India's first Five Year Plan is inaugurated in April.New Delhi hosts Asian Games.

1952: Nehru-led Congress easily wins the first election to the Lok Sabha.Air India is nationalised. Indian Airlines, the domestic carrier, is created.

1954: Nehru coins the term 'non-alignment' to define India's foreign policy as being equidistant from the US and the USSR.

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India gave birth to many religions

We have had a woman PM in Indira Gandhia woman President now
a cathholic Head of the Congress party in Sonia Gandhi an Italian
(John Kennedy was the first Prez of USA and the only)

USA has not had a black Prez till date
Ambedkar (Harijan) a dalit wrote the Constitution of India
I am an alien of sorts (born in Goa under portuguese rule)

the Indian Govt welcomed me and made me a citizen
allowed me to profess and propagate my religion
the Parsis refugees, from Persia (IRAN) were also welcomed

India has had the most number of terror victims, second only to IRAQ
but we are not scared
we believe in Kismet - destiny
we will go when we have to go

we invented YOGA and vegetarianism and the number zero when the americans were riding hosses and chasing cows

NRIs are now in NASA, Silicon valley and some are heading top MNCs such as COKE and PEPSI
we have the largest number of CMM Level 5 cos in India
the IIT brand is bigger than MIT

i cud go on and on
JAI HIND



and dont forget the sages
OSHO, Krishnamurthy
and now Deepak Chopra

and Miss World and Miss Universe
indian women have beauty as well as brains
unlike american women
just beautiful dumb blondes
with artificially enhanced boobs

Check out the interviews on the show BEAUTY and the Geek

and dont forget MK Gandhi
and Ahimsa

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