you can live in India even if u have no money

all u need is a suit and a fair complexion


if u r hungry
go to the nearest cathoilc church at 9 PM
every church has wedding halls
walk in unvited

u will not be caught
nobody will ask u who u r

the brides people will think u r from the bridegrooms side
and vice versa

sit at any table and enjoy the wedding reception
go to the bar and get your self a drink
put on a smiling face all the time
snacks will be served at your table

ask any girl u fancy for a dance
she will not refuse

have a good time
dinner is buffet style
eat to your hearts content


and walk away when the music stops
the law requires all weddings to end at 11 PM sharp

dont go up to the stage to wish the bridal couple
u will be caught

not that it matters
they will not create a scene

Have funn