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The Real Scoop on Sex
Things my Mom (or Aunts or other ladies pretending to be motherly) should have told me! (Which I had to discover myself :| )

1) The real orgasm is how you feel after the physical orgasm is over.

2) You can also have sex when you're physically far away from someone.

3) The sexiest wet dream ever is when you dream of making love to yourself. (I wonder if that is lesbian sex?)

4) The only sluts (girls or guys) around are those who pretend to enjoy something they don't and pretend not to enjoy something they do.

5) Pretence is also the single easiest way to ruin your love-life for forever.

6) Concentration is so important when you're making love! The 'dreamy far away' thing just won't work then.

7) And Yes, holding hands can get you pregnant. With something more life-impacting than a baby - a madness that will keep burning inside you for years and years and years. You just never know when this could happen...you just wake up one day and realize its happened.

The real scoop on sex concludes that sex is no more than 'cooperative masturbation' until emotions and feelings are involved, no matter what they are.

And that its better to listen to your own instinct in any moment rather than the many voices of the many sex-advisors we've all been swamped with ever since religion and AIDS were discovered.



posted by Miss Sensuality @ 11:38 PM